We have all heard the question: 'If you were an animal, what
would you be?'
However, I have a different take on this question.
Came
home the end of a long day, tired, hungry and could not be bothered
cooking...but I craved cheese!
Then
the question came to me, "If I were cheeze, what sort would I be?"
Really
earth shattering save-the-world stuff I know!
But,
I have a few thoughts on what kind of cheese I am.
AM
I...
Blue
vein? No...not many blue veins showing through my skin
Stilton? No...I am not that stinky
Gruyer? Nope...I am not really subtle
Rockfort,
rocqueaut, rocqfuart, wrockfaurt, rockfaught, rock...oh darn it...I can't be
rockfrourt..I can't even spell it!
If I
can't spell it...I am not rockfraught.
Edam? Well...I am rather round, but I am not shaped like a ball
Fruit
cheese Hey yes...I
am a bit fruity...and a bit nuts..perhaps I am a fruit cheeze?
Brie? Again, I am roudish...but not that round and subtle, but I am not crusty
Camembert? Well...again, I may be just a tad crusty...soft, pliable and a bit squishy.
Gorgonzola? Have no idea what it looks or tastes like stinky..so..nup..not me
Cheddar? Yes...I am yellow sometimes and crumble and have a bit of tang.
Then
again...maybe I am the 'Big Cheeze'? Well...no.
It
seems a few of the above cheezes seem to fit moderately well.
I
wonder if I am more of a fruit?
Banana
Well...I am not the right shape
Orange
No...I am not thick skinned
Melon
Um...some bits of me are melon shaped
Passionfruit
I am passionate...but not seedy
Grape I am white, juicy and have been known to hang off vines on the odd occasion.
Peach I am pink, sometimes fuzzy....mmm...reminds me...must shave my legs soon
Pear
Yes, that is me. I am pear shaped, sweet, juicy and rather pleasing to
the eye, at least, that is what some of
the boys say
Nectarine
No fuzz (though I still have to shave my legs) smooth skin, feels good...a bit
heavy
Strawberry
No, I am more pear shaped
Blueberry
I am bigger than a blueberry and not blue
Raspberry Have been known to give people raspberries, but I am not one
Cumquat
Have no idea what it looks like
Lemon
Yes, on a bad day I can be a sour lemon. But because I can be sour this
does not make me a lemon
So,
what does all this mean?
I AM:
Fruit
cheeze I am fruity and a bit
nuts
Camembert
Have a crust, soft,
pliable and squishy
Cheddar
I sometimes crumble and have a bit of tang
Melon
Some bits of me are melon shaped...you can work
that out!
Grape
I am white and juicy
Peach
I am pink, sometimes fuzzy
Pear Shaped like one and am sweet, and pleasant looking, at
least I think so.
TO
SUM IT UP
It really seems I am a combination of Fruit Cheeze, Camembert, Cheddar, Melon, Grape, Peach and
a Pear.
I
KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!
I am
not any one of these things because (drum roll)...
I AM
A CHEEZE AND FRUIT PLATTER!!!
It is obvious to me now. I am a mixture of everything!
Cheers,
VERDE
Photo Credits:
Mouse 1.; gluten-freeprincess.com
Cheeze Board; publin.ie
Roquefort cheese; 123rf.com
Mouse 2.; Unknown
Fruit and Cheeze Platter; Betty Crocker.com
